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7.4/10
Thriller

Bring Them Down (2025)

A cold, brutal Irish slow-burn that absolutely delivers.

Two farming families. Ancient grudges. A landscape that feels like it's waiting for someone to bleed. Christopher Andrews' debut is grimmer and smarter than it has any right to be.

7.4/10
Crime Thriller

The Order (2024)

A taut, old-school manhunt that earns every tense minute.

Jude Law and Nicholas Hoult square off in a 1980s Pacific Northwest cat-and-mouse thriller grounded in real terror. This one bites.

7.2/10
Animated Fantasy

The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim (2024)

Helm's Deep never looked this brutal. Rohirrim delivers.

A prequel animated feature set 183 years before Frodo ever left the Shire — and it earns its place in Middle-earth. Helm's Deep has a backstory, and it's worth knowing.

6.1/10
Fantasy

The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018)

Gorgeous to look at, hollow at its core — but kids won't mind.

Disney's lavish fantasy spectacle trades Tchaikovsky's soul for CGI spectacle. The visuals dazzle; the story disappoints. Yet something here still works, just barely.

7.2/10
Animated Comedy

The Bad Guys 2 (2025)

Slicker, funnier, and just as anarchic. The crew is back.

The Bad Guys return with sharper heists, wilder animation, and enough irreverent charm to make the original look like a warm-up act. This one's earned its seat at the table.

6.8/10
Action/Adventure

Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)

The franchise finds its footing again. Mostly.

Rebirth strips away the bloat and goes back to basics — people running from dinosaurs who very much want to eat them. It's leaner, meaner, and surprisingly tense in stretches.

7.6/10
Horror

A Quiet Place: Day One (2024)

A lean, terrifying origin story that earns its silence.

The monsters are back, and so is the dread. This New York-set prequel strips the franchise down to one woman, one cat, and the worst day in human history.

6.8/10
Animated Adventure

Mufasa: The Lion King (2024)

Better than expected, not as good as it should be.

Disney's prequel finally gives Mufasa a backstory worth knowing — and the origin story lands more often than it stumbles. It won't replace the original, but it earns its place.

7.8/10
Superhero

Superman (2025)

The Man of Steel is back. And this time, he means it.

James Gunn's Superman reboot doesn't just reset a franchise — it redefines what a superhero film can feel when it actually has a heart. David Corenswet doesn't imitate. He inhabits.

7.2/10
Family Adventure

Paddington in Peru (2025)

Warm, witty, and surprisingly heartfelt. The bear delivers again.

Paddington heads to the Amazon and the film somehow keeps the magic intact. Dougal Wilson makes a confident directorial debut, and the Brown family remains one of cinema's great comic ensembles.

7.2/10
Horror Comedy

The Monkey (2025)

Gleefully nasty. Stephen King chaos done exactly right.

Osgood Perkins takes King's cursed cymbal toy and turns it into a 98-minute splatter comedy with genuine dread underneath. This is horror that laughs at you while it bleeds.

6.4/10
Action/Superhero

Captain America: Brave New World (2025)

Serviceable MCU mid-tier. Sam Wilson deserves better.

Anthony Mackie finally gets his solo shot as Captain America — and the result is competent, occasionally thrilling, and frustratingly safe. The bones of a great political thriller are here. Marvel buries them.